Holy God it's been a while

Screw you guys. I have a real job and shit that takes up MY day, so sorry for not posting in.....far far too long.

Anywho so WOW um what was I going to talk about? Ah I remember

Hand. To. God. I am the ONLY human being who can say this happened and it not sound like utter bullshit.
So wha' ha' happened was....
Gyarr and I were a hoppin and beboppin around town, decided we wanted McDonalds around midnight last night. So off to the Golden Arches we sped. After gawking at what appeared to be two very bored cops and one pulled over dude with the Sads blocking one of the entrances we get in line at the drive thru. Gyaar sees a car pull up behind us and remarks "Hey....isn't that Snow?" Snow would be a previous member of our lovely little inner circle of bizarre who went off the deep end and never came back. We hear from him on occasion, there is no animosity, just very different life paths. Anyway, I look decide that yes, yes it is Snow. So what do I do? The same thing you would, I get out of the car and walk to to his car in the drive thru. He looked shocked to see me, but not shocked at said action, so we start talking. I ask what he's been doing. His response "Getting my girlfriend pregnant and getting engaged! We're getting married in July!"
My response to this shocking news?
"What happened to you being Gay????"
Yes, that's right. All my social graces, a friend (whom I have bailed out of jail, we're talking close friends here bucko) tells me the joyous news of his shotgun wedding and all i can think is that I'm down 1 homo.
*sigh*
Anywho, poor thing looked stressed and strung out. I'm sure a combo of waiting endless tables, the preggo gf, impending shotgun marriage, and possibility of drug-related crazy eyes lead to this.
In conclusion
WTF
and
MOZEL TOV!